I'll Swear Until I Can't Swear Anymore: Archive

Looking at apartments in Austin rather than doing...

Mar 31st

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North American Scum

American pride took a helluva beating in the mid-2000s, whether you were a red-state hawk supporting what turned out to be a groundless invasion of WMD-free Iraq, or a blue-stater aghast at the poisonous effect that the Bush administration’s arrogance had on the USA’s international image. As such, Americans touring abroad often found themselves in the position of having to answer for...

Mar 31st

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FUCK THIS PAPER

Mar 31st

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My stomach is making the weirdest noises.

it like a Gastronomical Dubstep Remix.

Mar 31st

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My Tumblr

5% Memes 5% Assorted Cats 15% Music 25% Tattoos 10% Crappy pictures of bitches in sweaters and shit. 40% hardcore pornography

Mar 31st

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chickinanugget asked: YES. Okay well, not a lot, but more often than I would like, which is not at all. The worst is when it happens at the beach. In fact, one time I got hit on by a middle-aged man who was naked. It was my fault, I was on a nude beach (I didn't know it was a nude beach, for the record) and I was sixteen. It was traumatizing... Why am I telling you this?

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →

Skrillex (2) Innerpartysystem (2) Dillon Francis (1) Duck Sauce (1) Stanton Warriors (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 29th

Generic insults go a long way.

Mar 29th

chickinanugget asked: 1. Do you always call Kyle, 'Kyle Talbot Murphy' or were you trying to distinguish him from all of the other Kyle Murphys? Just wondering.
2. YES I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. It's actually pretty fun. The final project is a mock crime scene. You have to collect evidence, runs tests, whatever, and then give a case presentation explaining which suspect you think is guilty and why...

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

New Tumblr Idea:

Vinny Guadagnino: Philosopher King

Mar 28th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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The Ballad of J Woww →

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Lesbian Babies

How do they work?

Mar 24th

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Sometimes my forehead scars hurts.

christinadear: And I think, “Hey, I’m just like Harry Potter!” But then I remember that I acquired this scar by drunkenly bashing my face into a door frame and not getting into a disagreement with an evil villain. Oh well. I bet Harry Potter’s scar didn’t come with a black eye. See? I am more bad ass.

Mar 24th