GOOD THING I HAVE THIS CANDLE!
“The kids who killed themselves in high school had the right idea.”
I don’t think I believe this.
But the minute it crossed my mind I realized it was going to be a weird day.
I watch Gossip Girl
I have so much to say and do so I’m deciding to do and say nothing.
If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,